Chris Rini

A is for Andy whose leg snapped in half. Chris Rini

B is for Black Beast whose balls made us snigger. Chris Rini

C is for Conor and his meteoric rise. Chris Rini

D is for Diaz who was not shocked. Chris Rini

E is for Edmund, “head motion!” he cried. Chris Rini

F is for Fedor, the Final Emperor of PRIDE Chris Rini

G is for Georges who feared alien invasion. Chris Rini

H is for Holly who shocked Armbar Nation Chris Rini

I is for the Iceman whose chin simply gave out. Chris Rini

J is for Joanna whose head began to sprout. Chris Rini

Okay is for Kimbo the yard sensation. Chris Rini

L is for Lyoto who drank pee for hydration. Chris Rini

M is for the Matts who gave GSP losses.

N is for Huge Nog who fed carrots to buses. Chris Rini

O is for OSP, the Von Preux grasp. Chris Rini

P is for Perry the Florida Man catastrophe. Chris Rini

As all the time, in case you are new to this sequence there’s a traditional e-book by Edward Gorey that “tells the story of 26 youngsters (every representing a letter of the alphabet) and their premature deaths in rhyming dactylic couplets, accompanied by the creator’s distinctive black and white illustrations. It’s one in all Edward Gorey’s best-known books, and is essentially the most infamous amongst his roughly half-dozen mock alphabets. It has been described as a “sarcastic rebel in opposition to a view of childhood that’s sunny, idyllic, and instructive.”

To know the place we’re heading check out the unique e-book right here.

Now in these darkish days of each the world and MMA, I assumed it might be enjoyable to inform our personal darkish humorous tales, one letter at a time.

Care for your self and I’ll discuss to you on Monday.